Friday, June 17, 2011

Mountains, Ocean, Sneezes, Farts, and Chocolate Cake

Kia Ora! Well my trip to the south island had just a wonderful start. We had an early flight, so I had scheduled a shuttle to pick me up at 5:50 am, and then we would go pick up Mary and Jess. Well, I woke up at 6:00 am by a phone call from the shuttle company wondering where I was. The guy said his driver had been waiting for ten minutes. I said I would be out in ten, not that I really needed that, and he told me he didn't have ten minutes. So I said I would be out there. I hopped out of bed, grabbed my glasses, grabbed my bag, threw as much as I could into it, grabbed everything else I needed, and ran out the door all while still in my pajamas, which consisted of shorts and a t-shirt. Lets not forget that it is almost winter here. During this entire fiasco I could hear my phone going off being Jess wondering where I was since we should have been by to pick her and Mary up already. I managed to grab most of what I needed, but the most important thing I forgot was a bra. I obviously hadn't slept with one on and didn't manage to grab one on the way out the door. So yes I spent the next few hours in two airports and a flight with no bra, and I did manage to change into some real clothes once we got to the airport. Our first stop after getting the rental car was at The Warehouse to buy one along with a belt and a toothbrush. Jess and Mary were willing to share their other toiletries. I had also managed to grab the wrong contact case, the one of course that didn't have my contacts in it. Thank goodness I always keep a spare pair in my toiletry bag.

So we had the entire day to do whatever we pleased in Dunedin. So we checked into our hostel where we had our own room. We think the hostel used to be an old hospital, which is funny since every time I tell my family I'm in a hostel, they hear hospital and freak out. Hahaha. Anyways, we drove down the Otago Peninsula first to Larnach Castle. It isn't much of a castle, but it is the only one in NZ, and it was cool to see. There were some really great views down to Dunedin and the surrounding area. We then drove up to the point and back down to see some penguins. We had to hike down quite a large hill, which had a good portion of it being sand. It was super fun to slide down, not so much fun to climb back up. Anyways, we walked along the beach and got to see quite a few seals. We were making our way to the hideaway, which is just a small wooden building with windows so that you can see the penguins, but they can't see you. As we made our way to the path up to the hideaway, some stupid boys came down to yell at us about being too late and scaring the penguins. Considering how the penguins were later, I'm pretty sure we didn't scare them. During this little argument, we were right by a seal, a big seal, and I'm pretty sure he could sense the hostility. So what did he do? He roared and charged at us. Kinda funny to see a seal charge, but still really scary, although I'm pretty sure the boys were more scared than we were. We hung out in the hideaway for a bit, and we got to see five penguins come in from the ocean. Too bad it was kind of far away, but still really cool. On our way back across the beach we saw three more chillin on the other end of the beach. We then spent the night at the hostel making ridiculously delicious chicken tacos and watching Miranda.







Saturday we got up and headed into town, since we hadn't seen much of it the day before. We just bummed around and walked through the university. We then headed to Baldwin Street, the steepest street in the world, and let me tell you, it is ridiculous. I wasn't about to walk it, and I don't think the rental car would have made it even halfway up. Of course from the pictures it doesn't even look that steep. I guess you all will have to go check it out for yourself.



We headed out of town to Invercargill, but not without a scenic route. We made our way through the Catlins along the southern coast. We made quite a few picture stops. One stop was down at Nugget Point. It is a really cool area up on a cliff with a lighthouse and all these big rocks jutting out of the ocean. We were going to stop at some waterfalls, but none of the signs tell you exactly how far off the road these places are. They usually tell you how many kilometers, but they forget to mention how far of a walk it is after that. So we skipped the waterfalls, which we all regretted a bit after we got to see some pictures of what they looked like. Oh well. Guess I'll hit them up next time. We did skip them though so we could make it down to Slope Point, the most southern point of the south island, by sunset. We did make it there, and boy did we get to see an amazing sunset. I haven't seen the sky glow in hot pink and orange like that in a long time. Plus, it seemed never ending. We left before it was over, and as we were driving it just kept getting better.









So we get to InvercargillSparky's. It was definitely a house turned into a hostel, and the guys who run it don't leave you alone. Most employees are gone by early evening and let you be. These guys didn't leave. They hung out with us, and well, it was a bit strange. Sparky advertises that everyone gets chocolate cake. So he came in our room to let us know cake would be in fifteen minutes. So we all figured it would be ready to eat by then. Not a chance. We walk into the kitchen where he has chairs lined up facing the counter. What the hell is going on? Sparky puts on a little show when he makes his cake. I got to be the lucky one to play the drums during the show, Mary played the tambourine, Jess played a sifter, the guy behind us played salad tongs, and Sparky played a harmonica and this banjo guitar thing. The guy kept getting sidetracked on what he was doing. This cake should have only taken maybe twenty minutes. I'm pretty sure it took around forty-five. And this was no normal cake. He made it in an ice cream container with chocolate chip cookies, Toffee Pop cookies, and milk. Then he just threw it in the microwave, and low and behold, we've got cake. It was surprisingly good and was more like cake than I would have thought. Lets just say it was quite the experience.

There's not much to see in Invercargill so we didn't spend too much time there Sunday morning. So we left town and made our way up to Queenstown, the adventure capital of the world. Of course we made quite a few picture stops again, one which specifically comes to mind. We were getting out of the car and I farted. Mary and I instantly started into a laughing fit, which brought on a story from the night before. When we had gotten to Sparky's, we were all just laying in our beds for a few minutes when I sneezed. Except not only did I sneeze, but a fart managed to slip out as a surprise at the same time. Mary said bless you, Jess said excuse you. Nobody else acknowledge what had just happened probably because there was a guy in the room that we didn't know. I was having a heart attack from silently laughing in my own bed. Unbeknownst to me, Mary was also having her own heart attack up on the top bunk. Then later when we were in the kitchen for cake, we were all talking and another fart slipped out of nowhere. Nobody said anything, and we all continued on like nothing had happened. Apparently Mary had also heard that one. I'm pretty sure Mary almost peed her pants from laughing so hard while we were talking about it and trying to take pictures. Somehow I managed to fart and sneeze at the same time again in Queenstown. When it happened Mary jokingly said excuse you. Jess wanted to know she had missed. I went on to explain. This time Mary hadn't heard the extra noise, but we laughed anyways. I believe they are now out of my system as it has not happened again.



We made it to Queenstown by early evening where we stayed in a hostel with a room full of other girls. This was also the first really strange shower we encountered. You had to push a button to turn it on, which kept the water on for oh about ten seconds. And there was no temperature control. It went from freezing cold to burning hot with about three or four button pushes. So I basically just tried to keep my elbow holding the button down while washing my hair with one hand before I burned my skin off. We made Kraft Mac n' Cheese that night for dinner, which we all miss, since the mac n' cheese here is nothing to write home about. We then explored town a bit, and went to bed early as Mary and I had an early start the next morning.

For my birthday on Monday, Mary and I took a tour to Milford Sound, which meant a long bus trip down to the town of Te Anau and into the Fiordland National Park. The first part of the trip I slept since I had already been through that area, but once we got into the park, I would have been upset with myself had I fallen asleep. The place is covered with mountains and forest, and it is beautiful. The bus driver made plenty of stops for us to get out and take pictures. It was really cool to have a glass ceiling so you could see the entire mountain from the bus. We even got to stop and fill up our water bottles from a fresh spring with super super cold water. The bus took us all the way to the Milford Sound, where we got on a cruise boat and sailed into the sound. Words cannot explain how amazingly beautiful and unreal this place is. It rains most of the year there, so it wasn't a surprise to have a cloudy day with a bit of rain. However, it made for some really cool pictures. There were tons of waterfalls, and I guess if it rains really hard in the morning, the waterfalls come down the walls of rocks in sheets. The pictures of that looked incredible. Mary and I spent most of the time on the top deck outdoing everyone else who couldn't handle the rain. However, while we were up there some Indian guys came and asked if they could take a picture with us. Just a little strange. 













When we got back, we met up with Jess and went out for Mexican, which is super hard to find here. We of course had some margaritas to celebrate, and we continued celebrating at a few more bars. Unfortunately when we got back, all the other girls were asleep, so we felt we should go to bed as well.



The next morning we drove out of town a few minutes to the first commercialized bungy jump so that Jess could jump off of a bridge. Mary and I didn't feel the need to join her so we just watched and took pictures for her. We got to see quite a few people jump, some who had no fear, and other who took a bit longer. I had been trying to persuade her to jump naked since you get to go for free, but it was way too cold to do that. A bit later in the afternoon we made our way up one of the mountains via gondola to go ziplining, or as they like to call it here, the flying fox. We got all strapped into our harnesses and away we went. There were a little over ten of us in the groups, so it took a good three hours to do all six lines. On the second line they taught us how to go upside down. It was SO cool. There's nothing like flying through the forest on a side of a mountain upside down. One of the lines is the scenery line. It is pretty long and suddenly there's an opening in the forest out to the lake and other mountains. There's a video on facebook of that line if you want to watch it. The last line we got to do was the steepest tree to tree zipline in the world. So awesome. They even have to put an extra break line on otherwise you would fly down at 130km/hr. I have always wanted to go ziplining, and I finally got to do it, on my American birthday. 

The guide was telling us some stories of stupid people who have gone ziplining. One lady looked out at the lake and thought that all the white caps from the waves her dolphins. Uh hello lady, dolphins don't live in lakes, and that is way too many dolphins to see at one time. Another lady thought the mountains on the other side of the lake were the north island and that she was on the south island. Umm no. The north island is nowhere near here. Some people just amaze me.




We spent the rest of our day doing some shopping and buying most of our souvenirs. They are really hard to find in Wellington, and Queenstown has much cheaper ones. We then grabbed some pizza and went back to our hostel to drink the wine we had bought. We were planning on going out, but we ended up talking to our Dutch roommate for a few hours instead. 

We were a teensy bit worried that our flight would be canceled in the morning as one of the airlines had cancelled all of their flights due to the volcanic ash in Chile. Thankfully, we had booked with the better airline who had better equipment installed in their planes. So we made it back to Wellington safe and sound just in time to study for finals. Until next time...

Kia Ora,
Laura

Thursday, June 16, 2011

Tonga in Seven Hours

Malo e lelei! So Wednesday consisted of the all day tour around the island. We had two guides pick us up along with two other guys who joined us. We started off at the landing point of the first missionaries. Not too exciting, but it was close to where we had been staying. We then stopped at someone's house to see the bats (I think they call them flying foxes or something because they have fox like heads). They hang from the trees during the day, and at night they go eat all the fruit on the island. Nobody really likes them. They also stopped to talk about the burial grounds.There is probably one in every village, but they're a bit different than ours. From what it looks like, the people are buried above ground and just covered with dirt. If anyone has a bit of royalty in them they get covered in a special black rock. They also have some strange customs such as I think if your father dies, you have to wear black for an entire year. Not depressing at all.







I can't really remember the order of everything that happened, but it was quite the experience. This was not a normal commercialized tour. Tonga is quite an interesting country. It isn't a big tourist country like Fiji and Rarotonga. It is absolutely beautiful, but the people don't have a lot, and they are perfectly happy. Plus, they're always willing to give. If someone doesn't have food or a place to stay, they will be welcome in someone's home. They are a very friendly people. Everyone said hello to us. I'm pretty sure their children are not taught to not talk to strangers. Because of the way their culture is our tour guides would make random stops when they found something they thought we ought to see such as some women doing some weaving. They literally pulled the car over, walked into their house to ask if we could come in and see what they were doing, and they let us. It was no big deal. It was a little strange, but had we done a tour on our own we would have missed out on some things.


Most of the land outside the villagers is made up of plantations. So we would randomly stop, and the one guide would get out and show us some of the plants such as the tapioca root, which is where we get the tapioca from to make tapioca pudding. They don't have pudding in Tonga. We got to see some really cool plants along the way and a ginormous spider. It was in its web, and the guide decided to grab it. Apparently it was harmless, but I sure didn't want to touch it.




They took us out to the southwest coast where there are tons of blowholes. We got to spend a little extra time to there so we could watch them all. They were probably one of my favorite parts of the tour. We got to go back into town where we grabbed some lunch and saw the royal burial grounds. Super exciting. We drove along the northern coast and learned about the new harbour they're putting in and got to see one of the huge old canoes that sank a while back.





We also got the amazing opportunity to stop at the museum. Made my day. Just kidding. I'm not a huge fan of museums, but we only spent around fifteen minutes there. We got to see Captain Cook's landing site. Captain Cook was one of the big European explorers who "discovered" New Zealand. We all know the Polynesians discovered New Zealand first. 

Tonga is ruled by a king, and the king sort of has two palaces. He has his own outside of town, and his father has one in town. He recently moved to his father's, but we went to see his own. Of course there are a few soldiers guarding the palace, and in any other country the gates would be as far as you'd be able to get. Not in Tonga. Our guides had a few words with the soldiers, and what do you know, they let us in. So we got to drive up to the palace and drive around back, see his swimming pool, and everything else back there. There wasn't much of a chance to take pictures, but it wasn't that great of a palace anyways. Only in Tonga. We also learned that when a daughter is born she is immediately more noble than her brother. So while Tonga is ruled by a king, if his sister wants something, she gets it. She can tell him to do whatever she wants, and he has no choice but to say yes. For example, she just made an agreement with Russia for them to come to Tonga and drill oil. The problem there is that Tonga is floating on oil, and once it is gone, they will probably sink. But the king can't do anything about it.


We also got to see the prison. Not exactly a typical American prison. The prisoners we saw were out in the fields gardening. The field is right up by the road and surrounded by a three foot fence. The prisoners supposedly jump the fence at night and head to the nearby bar where they get piss ass drunk, and then make their way back to their cells before morning. But crime isn't too high in Tonga. I believe they told us there are around seventy prisoners, and the only reason they're in there is for getting in a fight or stealing pigs.

seater. So I waded through the mud and climbed in.





So we're driving along, and of the guides mentions that in the building next to a church we just passed were some guys drinking kava. Kava is an alcohol found in the Pacific Islands. It is made from the root of the kava plant, and from what I had heard it looks like dirty water and tastes pretty much the same. So the guides want to know if we've had it yet. We hadn't. So what do they do? Whip the car around and go back. The one guide walks into the building, chit chats with the men there, two whom are priests, and comes back out to get us. So we take our shoes off, sit in a circle on the floor with these men around the kava bowl, and drink kava. It does in fact look like dirty water, but it doesn't taste as bad as I thought it would. I was expecting the worst, but it's nothing I would drink again. It also makes your tongue go numb almost instantly. Now that was quite the experience.


We get back in the car and drive for a bit when the one guide tells the other to back up. Apparently he saw some flowers he wanted to pick for us. So he gets out of the van, and the lady who lives there comes to greet him. She then grabs a hook for him to pick the flowers off with as they were quite high. While all this is going on, I ask the other guide if they know this woman. He didn't answer right away, but then randomly said, "We don't need to know her to take her flowers". Only in Tonga.

We then made our way to the old royal grounds where we find the Stonehenge of Tonga. I believe it served as the gateway to the palace. We then walked down to where the palace would have been to find a huge stone that legend tells us what the backrest of the king. Apparently the king was a giant, and you can see where his head would have rested against the stone. 



The last stop of the day was the east coast. Too bad it was the only good sunset we had seen while in Tonga and we were stuck on the east coast. Oh well. The tour ended at the airport. We were lucky enough that they took us there without any extra cost. We literally got to see the entire island in seven hours, and got to see and do some very interesting things. Until next time...



Malo e lelei!
Laura